I have a slight hesitance to write this article because I must preface it by saying that Ms. Carter is not only an exceptional actress, however she is also (clothes off) one of the most aesthetically beautiful women in Hollywood. She has a remarkably Victorian face, almost eerily reminiscent to Keira Knightley.
I have never met Ms. Carter; only watched and read of her, but I can't help but wonder is the joke on us or is she really that crazy? And please, don't get me wrong, I'm all for wackadoos, in fact I embrace creativity and risk takers in fashion. Ms. Carter is certainly a wackadoo, but a wackadoo without guidance. As such, I've tried my very hardest (and I do mean hardest) to try and point out at least one positive...errr...quality in some of her most infamous outfits. And last but not least, given extensive research on her height and measurements; I have decided to give her my own personal Photoshop makeover. Enjoy. I sure didn't.
|I like her fingerless lace glove. (Bare with me people, I'm trying).|
|Her lip color seems to suit her well.|
|A nice shade of red.|
|Pretty turquoise ring.|
|Well done on the makeup.|
|Oh crap I can't say a darn good thing about this one.|
|Fun vintage bag.|
|The black corset is of interest...|
|Great (AND SAME!) shoes again.|
|I quite like the emerald green color.|
|Blue is a pretty color? Oyy, this is so much harder than I thought.|
|Layered necklaces make for a chic touch.|
|Nice silver bangle???|
|I like the green shoe : )|
|The draping around the abdominal section is interesting.|
|I think I spy a diamond ring, so I'll just say that's the best part of this ensemble.|
|Her cleavage looks nice???|
|I'm sure that black tank top buried underneath it all isn't so bad.|
Last but CERTAINLY not least, I present to you my new and improved "Alexa Winner" stylized version of Helena Bonham Carter.
|Coat, Turtleneck, Skirt and Shoes: Alexis Mabille. Cameo Necklace: Tarina Tarantino. Chain Link Necklace: Tiffany.|
Call me Helena ; )